squarecutorpearshape:

I think we all remember the moment we realized that there was a giant dick on the wolf’a costume.

paintraincomic:

You’re all grounded.

(Source: paintraincomic.com)

Well.

sealfie:

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

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Not being invited places makes me feel like shit

theomeganerd:

The Last of Us: One Night Live - Screens

Watch the full performance

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

jackballs:

get out me car (and reblog my selfie)

pussycass04:

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

okay go

(Source: shitf4ced)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

emaciatinq:

"I’m not a glitch! I just have pixelexia, okay?"
part 2

click for hi-res

don’t delete source for whatever goddamn reason

i spent like two hours on this

slacktivities:

jeannepompadour:

Black-robed, gold-faced muses symbolizing Drama, Tragedy and Comedy on the facade of the National Drama Theatre in Vilnius, Lithuania

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

presidentblye:

syndicatedsitcoms:

I witnessed Sutton Foster pulling a Patti LuPone today and it was glorious.

She literally stopped the show while remaining in character and told two IDIOTS yelling over a cell phone that “we’ll wait” and then just stood there not looking at them.

"We’ll wait."

THE WOMAN IS A GOD.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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